Self Assessment Quiz for Men:

Add up your points as you go.

1. Can you list 5 emotions (excluding angry and horny)?
Yes (+1) / No (-1)

2. Do you have a passion for life that you are longing to share with a mate (excluding football)?
Yes (+1) / No (-1)

3. If a first date isn’t going well, do you think your date should pay?
Yes (-1) / No (+1)

4. Have you ever had a relationship that lasted longer than one year?
Yes (+2) / No (-0)

5. Are you on speaking terms with anyone you've ever slept with or married?
Yes (+3) / No (-0)

6. Are you familiar with the proper dosages of Rohypnol?
Yes (-16) / No (-0)

7. Are you over 35 years old and still share a room with your brother?
Yes (-2) / No (-0)

8. Do you assume a confused look when a female suggests that you make your own dinner?
Yes (-4) / No (+1)

If your score is positive, you have Jean's blessing to Shut Up and Date. You also qualify to wear a "Certified Boyfriend Material" T-shirt, available through our online store (click here).

If your score is negative, you need professional help. We urge you to consider signing up for one of Jean’s events or consultations (click here for sample seminar).

If your score is -18 or less, please get a vasectomy as soon as possible. Thank you.

Remember:

We all deserve love, even bad people.